SEX.

Dear Readers,
Let's talk about sex!  Its how you make kids right?  Hopefully my audience already knows this and I don't have to worry about that little bit yet still, something that happens everyday.  A person is born every 7 seconds, humans are like rabbits except there are more of us.  So why does it sell?  Why is something that was discovered before the wheel or fire intrigue us many centuries later?  I mean I'm all for my nether region.  I like nether region more than most of those awkward words that people yell in public for competition, but still, why does it sell?  Have you ever truly inspected covers of magazines?  Seen how lewd they may be?  I mean imagine what it was like before google, or internet pornography?  I know I would be much more scandalous or in a committed relationship.  The sexual undercarriage needs some action, I bet we can all agree.  Even in Myanmar they had vibrator and dildo carts (stores basically) outside of some of the monasteries.  I found it hilarious yet did not purchase one.

Why does it sell?  Is it something about the mythical athletic body that truly turns the populace of supermarkets or 7-eleven on?  Considering its right as you're buying food that is not in any of the diet magazines right nearby on the shelves?  I get it, I get it, I mean why do you think people still watch those vampire shows anymore?  I mean come on, no offense Vampire Diaries, but it isn't for the plot.  Have you seen Damen Salvatore shirtless?  Or how many gays got upset over Eric from his nude scene in True Blood?  Honestly I'm not particular for those things when they have the ability to fly and look like that.  Hey in fictitious situations, you don't worry about personality because its for the nether region in that scenario.  Hello Fifty Shades of Grey, just saying.

I had the audiobook in my car because I was driving from Jersey to SC and I hoped to find it entertaining, yet my car got hit by an 18 wheeler in a parking lot a week later.  Coincident?  I think not.  Its still not fixed mind you, well I get it back tomorrow.  Yet have you read it?  The play off of Twilight?  International Phenomenon that is being made into a movie?  I'm sort of tempted now, I won't lie.  I liked it!  I got to chapter 4 but still!  I think its just the general play on normal person yet crazy story (that leads to sex) people go crazy for.  I'm just rambling at this point I guess, but maybe this will prove a point?  Oh and by the way my slideshow comes up in the next weeks or so in which I'll be taking pictures of my writing process.  Yay life!

Love Media Mike~