I Wonder (No Kidding)

Dear People who are Bored,
My picture describes my usual reactions to those conversations in public that are particularly....shall we go with vapid?  In Open Sky: Radical Thinkers by Paul Virilio part 3 discusses the importance of identity in the public versus cultural sphere.  Well in a way he does, because in the context he refers our digital selves versus our public selves.  I'd like to add our "private selves" as well,  because that's a third part of the context.  I don't really much of a difference between the three, I'm open with all contexts.  At this point I would say there isn't much variation between the three now once upon a time there most certainly were, and I don't regret that in the slightest.  Now I'm just sort of me, and if people don't enjoy it they can wipe my butt.  I love how no one does not use the phrase yet its not lewd at all, nasty?  Yes.  Lewd?  Could be worse.

Drinking!

No one really misses this.  I mean come on, that generation is over and now they are singing this whenever karaoke comes on for a good laugh.  I appreciated all of her music, I won't lie, I make the climb.  I know that I'm not perfect and I like getting crazy, to name a few.  I guess there are a lot of moments when I decide I want to think out life and this is another one.  Have you ever wondered who you truly may be?  Like who you will end up being in 20 years?  I mean I'd like to say "yeah I know exactly who I'd be" but I don't.  I never really had a person who I'd be or dreamed to be, I had a few goals, but none of my own goals are long term.  Well I would like to be an author and publish my six book series.  That's my longest long term dream that I have pure control over.  Having kids, a husband, and a cat and a dog won't happen alone.  That will come with someone else and I wonder who's going to deal with my lack of sanity and vice versa.

So the nastiest part of that picture is I've had three of those, and I can tell you I appreciated two and vommed for the third.  The Bison Grass?  Yeah sounds just like it tastes.  Bison shit in grass.  No offense to the product and those who like it but my vegetarianism was short lived.  Actually even then it wouldn't have been an option, and I sort of miss my vegetarianism.  ANYWHO!  

How I feel about actual work and midterms.  Who are you after having a good number of drinks?  Are you happy-go-lucky or one of those criers?  I think that our drunken selves are who we are without all of those useless inhibitions.  People say they can't tell I'm intoxicated because I'm just as much trouble as before, except I'm smarter with it from time to time.  I take it as a compliment, its a social stigma to be one of those people that gets vommed on.  Just saying.  So do you believe that you'll be the same person in 20 years as you are now when drunk?  Or is that pushing it.  

Love Media Mike!

Timber!

Everything falls down eventually so why not yell it out!  Now I always tend to post philosophical tidbits on life and well the reading was actually beyond philosophical it was obnoxious.  To sum it all up we work on the premise now a days that everything happens at a constant notion, like if we aren't immediately gratified then life is much more difficult than you can potentially imagine.  In reality?  Not so much.

I was rocking out to this song all morning and convinced myself that the world is a better place, because technically and in all reality, it is!  The moments I have had that make life worth living are everyday.  Yelling timber in excitement while walking across campus people could not tell I spent the day in the hospital yesterday and failed a test because of it.  But what in life is your GPA going to do for you 20 years down the line, nothing.  I know someone who graduated with a double major, a minor, and a 4.0!  a 4.0!  Guess who has a job!?  Not her.  Do you know why?  I do.  Because she lacks the ability to socialize, she profiles every conversation into an academic realm and has the rhetorical appeal of a newt.  So she better run and move to learn those things.  Now I am going to be selfish and talk about my life.  My GPA is a 2.4 and I have three job offers.  Because I know people and I do my best to do just that.  I've had a few shitty life experiences and every single one of them comes with a gold and silver lining.  The rest of it?  I need to drop it and be stronger.  Items of life only hurt you when you let them.  The only things in life where you can get instant gratification is when you do something for yourself.  That's a lesson only learned the hard way though.  Timber!

Love Media Mike

P.S. Kesha is one of my idols so don't hate, and if you do, do your research.  She's a badass.

Start To Finish

Framing the Real You

Dear Strangers and Stalkers,

I started eating candy corn the moment Walmart started selling it, aka last year, yet still and all what is the best part about October?  "Halloween is when girls can dress as slutty as they want" without any ramifications.  I'm disappointed in myself that I can't properly quote the movie like I should, yet I know if I say "I'm a Mouse, duh!" then you'll get it.  Welcome to October!  I'm a lover of costumes and everything you can do with them in any situation.  Be afraid for mine, I always go to a place in NYC to get the best possible fashion statement.  In those misguided moments in my past I was a cow and let's just say the utters were disturbingly realistic.  This year I'm going to fulfill a promise I made freshman year to myself, and I'm sort of intimidated.

I tried to find a horrifying pictures yet it gave people nightmares on that year, needless to say it wasn't pretty.  Now languages and images would be nothing without their framing, correct?  Like if we all didn't take the importance of our existing ideologies, conventions and shared assumptions, we wouldn't be able to translate what people were saying.  That was one of my favorite moments studying abroad, how I conceptualized different cultures to how they conceptualized america?  That was fantastic.  Nothing is more eye opening than seeing how you truly see yourself after seeing how you take in a new environment.  Our sentence structures are like geometry theorems, If Then we understand.  

That one time I used this as a life inspiration.  Oh yea that was yesterday.

Love Media Mike

Now You See Me!

To Those Who Are Interested, >_<

I was a bit lost on what to say on this post.  Usually I come with my plan, start typing, that precede to ramble about something or another.  I will tell you I had never said "sexual undercarriage" until the other day yet nether region has become a classic Mike saying.  Usually those come from things or phrases that people say that catches me off guard and then I just repeat!  Actually now I have a blog post.  Be Excited.  

My sister got married!  She is so much prettier than me yet that's a good pic of me!  Rare moments where I don't look like a petting zoo attraction in a picture, and with how much booze were in my system that evening the pic is a surprise.  I must say.  YET!  My sister's maid of honor is a slight psycho.  And since I know she will never read this, I can say that.  Its in a loving way truly, she is a sister to me and I've admired her for years, yet her best skill is making people feel uncomfortable.  That weekend she decided she was going to jam her finger up random people's rectum and then mine.  A few times.  What my thoughts on the matter, and since I've been engaging in the activity as of late (though its more of a loving graze) is a nice way to see how someone looks at you as a person.  

Have you ever wondered how strong a friendship is?  Like what those pictures on your wall actually mean to person?  How that memory from Six Flags when you're screaming bloody murder is a memory cherished to the other person as much as it is your mind?  That sentence didn't really flow yet it was awkward with how awkward I thought that moment was.  Biffle means certain things doesn't it?  Well there are some people who thing the rectum grazing is just another trifle in our relationship, and they laugh.  That is the lovely lens of perspective and testing a hypothesis. If the person were to flip out, feel reasonably (tons) uncomfortable, and decide not to speak to me because of one slightly harmless shenanigan?  Then what is your friendship?  What is the other lens of that perspective?

Life Lesson Learned: Lightly graze your friend's butthole.  I dare you.

~Love Media Mike

SEX.

Dear Readers,
Let's talk about sex!  Its how you make kids right?  Hopefully my audience already knows this and I don't have to worry about that little bit yet still, something that happens everyday.  A person is born every 7 seconds, humans are like rabbits except there are more of us.  So why does it sell?  Why is something that was discovered before the wheel or fire intrigue us many centuries later?  I mean I'm all for my nether region.  I like nether region more than most of those awkward words that people yell in public for competition, but still, why does it sell?  Have you ever truly inspected covers of magazines?  Seen how lewd they may be?  I mean imagine what it was like before google, or internet pornography?  I know I would be much more scandalous or in a committed relationship.  The sexual undercarriage needs some action, I bet we can all agree.  Even in Myanmar they had vibrator and dildo carts (stores basically) outside of some of the monasteries.  I found it hilarious yet did not purchase one.

Why does it sell?  Is it something about the mythical athletic body that truly turns the populace of supermarkets or 7-eleven on?  Considering its right as you're buying food that is not in any of the diet magazines right nearby on the shelves?  I get it, I get it, I mean why do you think people still watch those vampire shows anymore?  I mean come on, no offense Vampire Diaries, but it isn't for the plot.  Have you seen Damen Salvatore shirtless?  Or how many gays got upset over Eric from his nude scene in True Blood?  Honestly I'm not particular for those things when they have the ability to fly and look like that.  Hey in fictitious situations, you don't worry about personality because its for the nether region in that scenario.  Hello Fifty Shades of Grey, just saying.

I had the audiobook in my car because I was driving from Jersey to SC and I hoped to find it entertaining, yet my car got hit by an 18 wheeler in a parking lot a week later.  Coincident?  I think not.  Its still not fixed mind you, well I get it back tomorrow.  Yet have you read it?  The play off of Twilight?  International Phenomenon that is being made into a movie?  I'm sort of tempted now, I won't lie.  I liked it!  I got to chapter 4 but still!  I think its just the general play on normal person yet crazy story (that leads to sex) people go crazy for.  I'm just rambling at this point I guess, but maybe this will prove a point?  Oh and by the way my slideshow comes up in the next weeks or so in which I'll be taking pictures of my writing process.  Yay life!

Love Media Mike~